The Intergalactic Hashbrown

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Sep 10

Me: "MOM, THERE WAS A BABY COCKROACH IN MY VEGETABLE!!!!!!"
Mom: "But you did not eat it, right?"
Me: "BUT STILL..."
Mom: *calmly* "The point is that you did not eat it."
Me: *trollface* "BUT...
It was swimming in the same sauce!!!"
Mom:
*turns to me*
"It is only swimming. Be kind."

(via bitev)

“Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I’d make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: …But you won’t marry me.
Jenny Curran: [sadly] … You don’t wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don’t you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest Gump: I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is” Forrest Gump (via urinallonme) (via rocket-tothemoon)

Guess what these are? (:

They are KRILL. Like a type of shrimp. So beautiful. <3

The Intergalactic Hashbrown

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